Cheesy Lines Part 3

• Miss, ok ka rin noh?! Ang kapal ng mukha mo! Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko.
• Ice ka ba? – Crush kita, okay lang?
• You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
• Do you have a Band Aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you..
• your lips look so lonely – would they like to meet mine?
• I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
• minsan gusto kita tisurin bigla… para mahulog ka na sa akin
• feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa.. you know.. we just click!
• Aanhin mo pa ang bahay nyo.. Kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?
• kung may rabis ang laway mo. handa akong maulol makahalik lang sayo
• magaling ka naman sa math di ba?? paki substitute naman yung X ko please
• 1 over 100 lang ako kanina sa exam ko dahil sayo!!.. Ikaw lang kasi ang tama sa buhay ko
• Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?”Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko”
• pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko?
• Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashu shoot ba kita?? hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss..?
• Nung mahalin kita…..daig ko pa ang na traffic sa EDSA……I can’t move on
• ibibili kita ng salbabida… kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko
• ang buhay ko ay parang nakasakay sa seesaw…pag wala ka down ako
• your tears don’t fall.. they crash around me
• Biniro kita, ginago mo ko. Nasaktan kita, tinarantado mo ko. Sa lahat ng ginawa ko, mas matindi ang ganti mo. Kaya ngayon, tanong ko lang. Bakit di mo pinantayan ang ginawa ko nung mahalin kita ng todo-todo?
• infatuation can only hold the mind for a maximum of 4 months.. if it exceeds that point, i guess you’re already in love..
• mas madaling ngumiti kahit hindi ka masaya kesa ipaliwanag kung bakit malungkot ka
• staying single makes a person a permanent public temptation
• may kandila ka ba dyan?? pwede pakitirik sa dibdib ko, para sa puso kong patay na patay sa iyo
• pwede ba pagkatapos mo sagutan ang exam mo, ako naman ang sagutin mo?
• pwede bang tumingin ka sa akin habang nakataingin ako sa iyo?? para may pagtingin tayo sa isa-t isa
• hindi ka manlalamig sa isang tao kung wala kang nilalanding bago
• the silence of a woman tremendously shakes the consciousness of men
• miss BariL kba? pede pa tira? kahit isang putok lng..
• sometimes the people who are afraid of having commitments are the persons who know the real meaning of it
• (advice from dentists): treat your bf / gf like a toothbrush, do not let anybody use them.. and change them every three months
• sana holdaper ka na lang.. para ibibigay ko sa iyo ang lahat basta wag mo lang akong sasaktan
• advisory: do not use real sarap or magic sarap seasoning.. dahil ang tunay na sarap, sa akin mo lang malalasap ehehe
• don’t make the same mistake twice, madami pang kasalanan dyan, try mo din yung iba
• i am not sad when i see my ex flirting with someone because i know how to share my used toys to poor children
• (advice para sa mga ex) – ingat ka ha.. tanga ka pa naman
• before you find fault be sure you are dealing with facts, not figments of the imagination.. (translation: bad ang manlait pero kung totoo ayos lang)
• don’t ever try to understand everything.. some things will just never make sense
• the trouble with most people is that they have diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain
• love hurts when God knows we deserve someone else
• you have to learn that sometimes it is not love, it is just a feeling and you just over- reacted
• how can you simply forget someone who has given you so much to remember?
• everything will be okay in then end, if it is not okay then it is not yet the end
• the only thing more dangerous than a beautiful lady is a lady who can think
• no matter how plain and simple you are, there is someone who will surely look at you as if you are the most perfect creature that ever existed
• everybody go crazy over happy endings but how could it be happy if it is already the end?
• i can always take care of myself.. still, i want to meet the person who can prove me that i can’t
• it’s better to have nobody than somebody who is half yours, half there or doesn’t want to be there or is there and then suddenly disappears
• it is true that people can move on but you can never change the fact that only amnesia and death can erase memories
• if you can’t be happy, be yummy
• don’t underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers
• what’s the use of your so-called beauty when no man takes you seriously??
• there are two perfect guys out there, the only problem is that they are dating each other ehehe
• wag kang matakot na hindi na maayos ang lahat ng gulo sa buhay mo.. malay mo ginulo lang talaga yan para umayos ka
• why is it that the phrase ” i love you ” desperately seeks an answer when in the broadest sense it is not even a question?
• lahat ng problema may solusyon, kung walang solusyon, wag mong problemahin
• everybody go crazy over happy endings but how could it be happy if it is already the end??
• wag kang choosy kung hindi ka naman yummy!!
• masarap magmahal kung ang minamahal mo ay masarap..
• sometimes, just to make sure i was wrong, i’d make the same mistake twice
• di mo pa ako binabato pero tinamaan na ako sa iyo
• pinapatanong ng nanay ko kung ABSCBN ka daw ba?? gusto ka na niya kasi maging kapamilya..
• kung magiging bagay ako gusto ko maging palito.. ikaw? sana palito ka na lang din para match tayo
• pwede ba kitang maging side car? single kasi ako eh