Emerson - Mommy's Nose is Scary! (Original) Must See So Funny !

Baby Emerson became an internet sensation for his reaction to mom blowing nose.

Sweet & Funny Activities That Bring Couples Closer

Watch sunset by the beach

Go Ice Skating

Biking

Run for Marathon

Try Zipline

Camping

Fishing

Mountain Climbing

Picnic

Attend Weddings

Attend Kiddie Birthday Party

Go to a Zoo

Go to a Museum

Help in the home for the Elderly People

Go Snorkling

Watch the Pyrolympics

Swimming together

Build Sand Castles

Take photography Lessons

Travel Out of Town

Travel Of of the Country

Try Spelunking

Dine in a Floating Restaurant

Go to Casino

Play Arcade Game

Try Videoke

Take Dance Lessons

Learn how to Drive

Shop Together

Exercise

Watch a Rock Concert

Go to a Park

Pray together

Watch the Hot Air Balloon Festival

Kite Flying

Parasailing

Helmet Diving

To to a theme park

Explore Haunted Places

Learn a musical Instrument together

Watch a Romantic Movie

Watch Fire Dancer

Go to a TV Show

Go House Tripping

Go to Photo Exhibit

Go to Painting Exhibits

Take Painting Lessons

Have a picture with famous personality
Sleep together
Kiss in Public
Make out

Breast Staring Contest Video

Another Funny Game Show from Japan!

Because i'm a girl -Kiss (korean song)

Movie clip : Kiss j-entercom

It is a korean movie clip, very famous in asia for its realisation and its nice story.The movie lasts 8mn, with a background music from Kiss - Because I'm a girl, recorded by J-entercom, a Korean record company. 

Story (Written by falcon_boy, thank you very much !)

The story begins with the scene of a photographer who was taking a picture for an automobile magazine. He accidentaly took a picture of a girl who was walking across right in front of his camera. She excused politely and went away. One day, the photographer went to a salon which by accident was the the place where the girl worked at. He left his bini in the salon by accident, leaving the girl a chance to come by his workplace to return it. So she came to his studio and returned his bini.

But before she left, he made her pose as a model. They found out that they shared a same passion. He was a professional photographer and she was a girl who dreamed to be a model. They became close and spent a lot of time together. He took a lot of pictures of her and published them. One day, an accident happened while she was trying to get something from a high rack in his studio. An unlid bottle of photographic product fell and spilled on her. She was immediately taken to a hospital. The chemical of the photographic product was so toxic, it damaged her eyes so bad that she was about to never be able to see again.

A miracle happened, after a while being taken care in the hospital, the doctors took off the bandages on her eyes. She opened her eyes and saw the photographer's co-worker holding a celebration cake with a candle on it. The co-worker took her to his studio, but he was not there to be found. She was so sad because she loved him so much, she thought that the photographer left her.

One day when she was working, the co-worker came over and showed her the magazine he published with her as the model. She remembered about the racing place where they went together before. She found him there sitting on a bench with a dog next to him and noticed that he was blind.

She stand there and suddenly cried realizing that he loved her so much that he let go the most important part of his life as a photographer and a biker for her, his eyes. She was so touched knowing that he actually gave her his eyes just so she could see again.

Actors : Goo Hye Jin   &   Shin Hyun Joon

Goo Hye Jin is a korean model who began as an actress. Some websites says she is miss Korea 2000, this isn't true since it is Son Tae-Young who was miss Korea 2000... 

In the clip, she plays a woman working in a hairdressing salon who dreams to be a famous model.

Shin Hyun Joon (born march 24, 1968) is a korean actor famouse in asians movies, he plays a photographer who shots by chance the girl played byGoo Hye Jin.

Source :http://kissinfo.net/kissen.php

Letting Go of Resentment

A story tells of a merchant in a small town who had identical twin sons. The boys worked for their father in the department store he owned and, when he died, they took over the store.

 Everything went well until the day a dollar bill disappeared. One of the brothers had left the bill on the cash register and walked outside with a customer. When he returned, the money was gone. 

He asked his brother, "Did you see that dollar bill on the cash register?" His brother replied that he had not. 

But the young man kept probing and questioning. He would not let it alone. "Dollar bills just don't get up and walk away! Surely you must have seen it!" There was subtle accusation in his voice. Tempers began to rise. Resentment set in. Before long, a deep and bitter chasm divided the young men. They refused to speak. They finally decided they could no longer work together and a dividing wall was built down the center of the store. For twenty years hostility and bitterness grew, spreading to their families and to the community. 

Then one day a man in an automobile licensed in another state stopped in front of the store. He walked in and asked the clerk, "How long have you been here?" 

The clerk replied that he'd been there all his life. The customer said, "I must share something with you. Twenty years ago I was "riding the rails" and came into this town in a boxcar. I hadn't eaten for three days. I came into this store from the back door and saw a dollar bill on the cash register. I put it in my pocket and walked out. All these years I haven't been able to forget that. I know it wasn't much money, but I had to come back and ask your forgiveness." 

The stranger was amazed to see tears well up in the eyes of this middle-aged man. "Would you please go next door and tell that same story to the man in the store?" he said. Then the man was even more amazed to see two middle-aged men, who looked very much alike, embracing each other and weeping together in the front of the store.

After twenty years, the brokenness was mended. The wall of resentment that divided them came down. 

It is so often the little things that finally divide people- words spoken in haste; criticisms; accusations; resentments. And once divided, they may never come together again. 

The solution, of course, is to let it go. There is really nothing particularly profound about learning to let go of little resentments. But for fulfilling and lasting relationships, letting them go is a must. Refuse to carry around bitterness and you may be surprised at how much energy you have left for building bonds with those you love.

From: www.aaronandglowee.weebly.com

Cheesy Lines Part 3

• Miss, ok ka rin noh?! Ang kapal ng mukha mo! Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko.
• Ice ka ba? – Crush kita, okay lang?
• You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
• Do you have a Band Aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you..
• your lips look so lonely – would they like to meet mine?
• I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
• minsan gusto kita tisurin bigla… para mahulog ka na sa akin
• feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa.. you know.. we just click!
• Aanhin mo pa ang bahay nyo.. Kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?
• kung may rabis ang laway mo. handa akong maulol makahalik lang sayo
• magaling ka naman sa math di ba?? paki substitute naman yung X ko please
• 1 over 100 lang ako kanina sa exam ko dahil sayo!!.. Ikaw lang kasi ang tama sa buhay ko
• Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?”Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko”
• pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko?
• Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashu shoot ba kita?? hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss..?
• Nung mahalin kita…..daig ko pa ang na traffic sa EDSA……I can’t move on
• ibibili kita ng salbabida… kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko
• ang buhay ko ay parang nakasakay sa seesaw…pag wala ka down ako
• your tears don’t fall.. they crash around me
• Biniro kita, ginago mo ko. Nasaktan kita, tinarantado mo ko. Sa lahat ng ginawa ko, mas matindi ang ganti mo. Kaya ngayon, tanong ko lang. Bakit di mo pinantayan ang ginawa ko nung mahalin kita ng todo-todo?
• infatuation can only hold the mind for a maximum of 4 months.. if it exceeds that point, i guess you’re already in love..
• mas madaling ngumiti kahit hindi ka masaya kesa ipaliwanag kung bakit malungkot ka
• staying single makes a person a permanent public temptation
• may kandila ka ba dyan?? pwede pakitirik sa dibdib ko, para sa puso kong patay na patay sa iyo
• pwede ba pagkatapos mo sagutan ang exam mo, ako naman ang sagutin mo?
• pwede bang tumingin ka sa akin habang nakataingin ako sa iyo?? para may pagtingin tayo sa isa-t isa
• hindi ka manlalamig sa isang tao kung wala kang nilalanding bago
• the silence of a woman tremendously shakes the consciousness of men
• miss BariL kba? pede pa tira? kahit isang putok lng..
• sometimes the people who are afraid of having commitments are the persons who know the real meaning of it
• (advice from dentists): treat your bf / gf like a toothbrush, do not let anybody use them.. and change them every three months
• sana holdaper ka na lang.. para ibibigay ko sa iyo ang lahat basta wag mo lang akong sasaktan
• advisory: do not use real sarap or magic sarap seasoning.. dahil ang tunay na sarap, sa akin mo lang malalasap ehehe
• don’t make the same mistake twice, madami pang kasalanan dyan, try mo din yung iba
• i am not sad when i see my ex flirting with someone because i know how to share my used toys to poor children
• (advice para sa mga ex) – ingat ka ha.. tanga ka pa naman
• before you find fault be sure you are dealing with facts, not figments of the imagination.. (translation: bad ang manlait pero kung totoo ayos lang)
• don’t ever try to understand everything.. some things will just never make sense
• the trouble with most people is that they have diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain
• love hurts when God knows we deserve someone else
• you have to learn that sometimes it is not love, it is just a feeling and you just over- reacted
• how can you simply forget someone who has given you so much to remember?
• everything will be okay in then end, if it is not okay then it is not yet the end
• the only thing more dangerous than a beautiful lady is a lady who can think
• no matter how plain and simple you are, there is someone who will surely look at you as if you are the most perfect creature that ever existed
• everybody go crazy over happy endings but how could it be happy if it is already the end?
• i can always take care of myself.. still, i want to meet the person who can prove me that i can’t
• it’s better to have nobody than somebody who is half yours, half there or doesn’t want to be there or is there and then suddenly disappears
• it is true that people can move on but you can never change the fact that only amnesia and death can erase memories
• if you can’t be happy, be yummy
• don’t underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers
• what’s the use of your so-called beauty when no man takes you seriously??
• there are two perfect guys out there, the only problem is that they are dating each other ehehe
• wag kang matakot na hindi na maayos ang lahat ng gulo sa buhay mo.. malay mo ginulo lang talaga yan para umayos ka
• why is it that the phrase ” i love you ” desperately seeks an answer when in the broadest sense it is not even a question?
• lahat ng problema may solusyon, kung walang solusyon, wag mong problemahin
• everybody go crazy over happy endings but how could it be happy if it is already the end??
• wag kang choosy kung hindi ka naman yummy!!
• masarap magmahal kung ang minamahal mo ay masarap..
• sometimes, just to make sure i was wrong, i’d make the same mistake twice
• di mo pa ako binabato pero tinamaan na ako sa iyo
• pinapatanong ng nanay ko kung ABSCBN ka daw ba?? gusto ka na niya kasi maging kapamilya..
• kung magiging bagay ako gusto ko maging palito.. ikaw? sana palito ka na lang din para match tayo
• pwede ba kitang maging side car? single kasi ako eh

Cheesy Lines Part 2

•  I'm a bee - can you be my honey?
• Kumain ka ba ng asukal? - ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
• May lahi ka bang keyboard? - type kasi kita
• Papupulis kita! - ninakaw mo kasi puso ko
• Are you a dictionary? - coz you add meaning to my life
• I lost my number - can I have yours?
• I forgot your name - can I call you mine?
• Ice ka ba? - crush kita, okay lang?
• Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon - pag naging akin ka
• Meralco ka ba? - pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark
• Crayola ka ba? - kasi nagbibigay ka ng kulay sa buhay ko
• EDSA ka ba? - di kasi ako makapagmove on
• Bangin ka ba? - nahulog kasi ako sa'yo
• May butas ba yang puso mo? - natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out
• Pustiso ka ba? - kasi I can't smile without you
• Miss, alam mo ba? Hindi tayo Tao, hindi tayo Hayop, at hindi rin tayo Halaman, Bagay tayo, Bagay.
• Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now..
• Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!!
• Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!
• Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
• Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..
• Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin
• Alam mo ba na scientist ako?? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
• May lisensya ka ba? Coz you're driving me crazy..
• May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..
• Aanhin pa ang gravity... kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
• Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita... feeling ko.. "LUCKY ME"
• Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako eh di MATCH tayo..
• Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle,ang cute mo..
• Anong height mo? Pa'no ka nagkasya sa puso ko?
• Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. (Bakit?) Kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko...
• Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi. ................dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal..(nyah!)
• Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
• Puwede bang magpa-picture kasama ka? Para naman ma-develop tayo!
• Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.
• Miss may mapa ka b dyan? Para alm ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.
• *nadapa sa harap ng crush* "si how i fell for you?" (Sige banat pa!)
• Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba un kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?
• Siguro magaling ka talaga sa puzzle? Kasi umpisa palang ng araw ko, nabuo mo na agad.
• I don't know your name. Can I call you mine?
• Pwede ba kitang ipa-bloodtest? Para malaman ko kung type mo ako.
• Ikaw ha, puro ka talaga lakwatsa. Pati sa panaginip ko nakakarating ka.
• Posporo ka, posporo ako. Ayan, match na tayo!
• Are you a video game? Cos I hope you're not TEKKEN.
• Do you have a library card? Cos I'm checking you out!
• Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit saang angulo ka tignan ang ganda mo eh.
• Papicture tayo para madevelop!
• Napakarami na talagang banat ngayon. Wala na tuloy akong maisip... Kundi ikaw...
• Are you a parking ticket? Cos you've got fine written all over you.
• Asthma ka ba? Cos you take my breath away.
• Aanhin mo pa ang bahay niyo kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?
• Alam mo, ako ang SCIENCE at ikaw ang LAB ko.
• Pokemon ka ba? Cos I choose you!
• Pag laki ko, gusto ko maging... Sayo.
• Para kang table of contents dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.
• Limang piso ka ba? Kasi sakto ka.
• Do you drink yakult? Cos everyday you're okay!
• Paos nanaman ang puso ko. Pano kasi palaging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo...
• Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
• Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Paki substitute naman yung "X" ko please?
• Nakakain ka ba ng watusi? Pag nagssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark.
• Tabi tayo pag exams ha? Kasi I feel perfect when I'm beside you.
• Kung ako ang player at ikaw ang bola, mashushoot ba kita?
• Tapos na ba exams mo? Pwede bang ako naman ang sagutin mo?
• Isasama na kita. "Do not leave your valuables unattended" daw eh.
• May alam ka bang good bank? Kasi I'm planning to save all my love for you.
• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• Are you a crystal ball? Cos I can see my future with you.
• Beer ka ba? Lakas ng tama ko sayo eh.
• Sana camera nalang ako. Para palagi mo akong ngingitian.
• Google ka ba? Lahat kasi nang hinahanap ko nasayo na.
• Para kang milo kasi I need you everyday!
• I am sine squared theta and you are cosine squared theta... Together, we are one.
• Hindi ka ba nalulungkot? Magisa ka lang kasi sa puso ko.
• Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop. Bagay tayo.
• I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
• Summer ba pangalan mo? Cos you're hot as hell!
• Please help the homeless, take me home with you.
• Are you from Tennessee? Cos you're the only ten I see!
• Are you Jamaican? Cos ja mai can me crazy!
• I've tried the water company, electic company, telephone company, but nothing beats your company.
• Gusto mo ng payong? Inuulan ka kasi ng kagandahan.
• Ano nga pala english ng mahal kita? (I love you) I love you too.
• Fossil ka ba? Cos I want to date you.
• Nung makilala kita para akong natraffic sa EDSA. I can't move on.
• Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.. Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..
• Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?? Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
• Uy picture tayo!! Para ma-develop tayo!!
• Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?? Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..
• Can i take your picture?? `Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!
• Exam ka ba?? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!
• Lecture mo ba ako?? Lab kasi kita..
• Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..
• Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?? Kasi type kita..
• I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear.. `Coz i can't last a day without you!!
• Ibibili kita ng salbabida.. Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..
• Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?? Single kasi ako eh..
• May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?? May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..
• I'm a bee.. Can you be my honey??
• Am i a bad shooter?? Coz i keep on missing you..
• May lahi ka bang aswang?? Ang pangit mo kasi eh..
• Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?? O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??
• Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?? Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..
• Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?? Because you give meaning to my life..
• Bangin ka ba?? Nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..
• Pustiso ka ba?? Kasi, can't smile without you..
• Pagod na pagod ka na noh?? Maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..
• Me butas ba puso mo?? Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!
• Anung height mo?? Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..
• Hey, did you fart?? Coz you blew me away!!
• Sana "V" na lang ako.. Para i'm always right next to "U"
• Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop¦BAGAY tayo¦BAGAY tlga tayo¦
• Ako ay isang exam¦kaya sagutin mo na ako...
• Mag empake ka...sama ka sakin....punta tayo home for the aged...... Kasi i wanna grow old with you......
• Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso ko?...... Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo.....
• Nung mahalin kita.....daig ko pa ang na traffic sa edsa...... I can't move on....
• Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis? Pag ngumiti ka kc...may spark....
• "Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko.. Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko.."
• You look like someone I know My next Girlfriend
• Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo! Basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.
• Feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa... You know, we just click.
• Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na `to, O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo?
• May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.
• Kung may business ako, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura,`Kaw lang ang hindi. Sa'yo lang ako magmamahal.
• Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta... Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh.
• Miss meron ka ba ERASER?? Hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

Cheesy Lines Part 1

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
*** Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..
2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** Para ma-develop tayo!!
4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..
5. Can i take your picture??
*** `Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!
6. Exam ka ba??
*** Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!
7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** Lab kasi kita..
8. Centrum ka ba??
*** Kasi you make my life complete!!
9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..
11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** Kasi type kita..
12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
*** `Coz i can’t last a day without you!!
13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..
14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** Single kasi ako eh..
15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** Coz you’re driving me crazy eh..
16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
*** May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humi­hinto ang
oras ko..
17. I’m a bee..
*** Can you be my honey??
18. Am i a bad shooter??
*** Coz i keep on missing you..
19. May lahi ka bang aswang??
*** Ang pangit mo kasi eh..
20. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

Lessons Learned

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. 

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. 

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, “How was the trip?” 

“It was great, Dad.” 

“Did you see how poor people live?” the father asked. 

“Oh yeah,” said the son. 

“So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?” asked the father. 

The son answered: “I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. 

“We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. 

“We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs. 

“We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.” 

The boy’s father was speechless. 

Then his son added, “Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.” 

You Can Never Give Up!

Beethoven was told by his music teacher that as a composer, he was hopeless.

Walt Disney was fired by a newspaper because he had "no good ideas".

Thomas Edison was told by his teacher that he was too stupid to learn anything.

Albert Einstein was four yrs old before he spoke. He stuttered until he was nine. He was advised to drop out of high school and was told by his teachers that he would never amount to much.

Henry Ford's first 2 automobile businesses failed.

Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team!

William H. Macy's store failed 7 times before it caught on.

Babe Ruth struck out 1,330 times, but he also hit 714 home runs.

Stephen Spielburg dropped out of high school as a sophomore. He was persuaded to come back and was placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a month.

Ray Krok failed as a real estate salesperson before discovering the idea for McDonald's. 

This just goes to show that you can never ever give up because, obviously, there are a lot of people in this world who have no idea what they're talking about.